I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
I am fire *pant pant*
I am death.
you ruined my life
you mean improved your life
Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend
Long make out session
Hearing each other breathe
Laughs and corny jokes
dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer
THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES
This is terrifying
This is why the open sea is fucking terrifying. only beause we have no idea what kind of shit is down there and man oh man how i am not taking chances.
"There’s always a bigger fish."
- Qui-Gon Jin
2005 wasn’t just 2005
it was the beginning of an era
Tell me about it
2005 changed history
this is everything i care about
*5th grade girl voice* do you like him or do you…. like like him?
Today I realized that when Harry went to go visit his parents’ grave for the first time, James and Lily had already spent more time sharing a grave than they had alive together, and that is how I almost got into a car accident.
I can never get enough Winchester code words. Also, being from the pacific northwest, my first reaction was “what the hell is a Poughkeepsie?”
I had to google it. Apparently it’s a city in New York.
What the hell happened in Poughkeepsie?
I love when we heard their code words. Like funky town. Or how if they get separated, to go to the first motel in the phone book. Can we have more Winchester secrets, please?
Winchester Secrets We Currently Know:
- Poughkeepsie: Drop everythign and run
- Funky Town: There is a gun at my head.
- If they get separated, go to the first motel in the phonebook
- Five-O: I’ve been caught, get the Hell out of here
- 11-2-83: The combination to the compartment in Baby.
"Somethings stuck to my shoe" mean you’re being followed